"Dis place be deserted agin, and we dint means to deserted it. Jus gettin da FaceBook account straiteneded out and figgerin out what is what jus gots da Large One off hims rocker a teensy bit. 'Course we all knowed what wuz happenin all along here.
Todays, bein Monday, and I gots da keyboards and not bein bothergated by da Large One or da other ManCats in da Manor House, I thought I go lookin at da differnt moods dese kittykat boys an gurls can get into.
Lessee what we kin finds ....."
"Miss Smokey, from da outside Cat Porch be
allays takin da Large One for walks roundabouts Five Oaks
Dis her "I readies when you are Daddy!"
She so slick and sneaky 'bout wrappin da Large One
'round her little paw. Females are like dat, even kitty kats."
"Acourse you recokgnizes dis hansom Dude Kitty. Is ME!
An dis my 'I done tolt you to gets dat blinky box outna my eyeballs' look!"
"An da MikiCato gots a real good looks for da kid kitty, Rowdy.
Dey jus don't gets along. 'Two Alpha Males' da Large One says
Whatever dat meens!"
"Aaah! Jus one more den I gots to go tuck da Large one in for da night. Dis a goodun! I laks dis one."
"Hones, I donknow whut dis one be for, but it a goodun donchtink?
It mus be dat 'I gots to get da smell of dat tunyfish off my face
or da Small One not gives me nighty kissy!'"
"Everbodies be nice, sleeps tight at nighty times, and loves da Beans. Deye donknow deye not da bosses in da house, so deey needs some luvins and cuddlins sometimes. An remembers it were sed somewheres,
'Da bestes toy has a Bean on da other end' ..... I donkno which wise kitty done saided dat but it TRUE!"
"I gone!"
Buddy Bear
aka. "Bubba", "Bocephus",
"Butter Ball" and others
